So I just found out that there is an annual event in Australia where people dress up ducks in fancy clothes, called the Pied Piper Duck Show.
It’s a serious event, apparently.
Oh goodness, Australia. Well done.
WELL DONE AUSTRALIA. WELL DONE.
- Meryl Streep
- Glenn Close
- Helen Mirren
- Maggie Smith
- Julie Andrews
- Helena Bonham Carter
- Emma Thompson
- Cate Blanchett
- Michelle Pfeiffer
- Rachel Weisz
I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of me.
I HAVE NEVER FOUND A POST SO ACCURATE TO MY LIFE
IS THIS CONDUCTIVE INK IM GOING TO SCREAM
Something that I and other people deal with. All I can do is ask for forgiveness and try harder to not let my problems make relationships unbearable to be with.
hun you’re not clingy to me and ill never abandon you
gpoy gpoy gpoy gpoy forever
Forgive me please
Relating to this on a spiritual level. This is me utterly in a nutshell.
I mean this. I’m not just saying a bunch of lies
I actually needed this
that awesome moment when you finished reading a really good book and you see it at a store then you cunningly smile at it as if you had an affair with it.
The horrifying thing is that this is true.
oh looks its i hate myself o’clock