May 2013
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“Do something today that your future self will thank you for.”
– Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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cockwork-orange:
cockwork-orange:
I downloaded a mod for Skyrim that makes it so you can whistle for your horse when you can’t find it and it’ll come to you
so I was looking for my horse and couldn’t find it so I whistled and nothing
whistled again, nothing
then the sound of a horse dying from somewhere behind me
apparently my horse had been on top of a fucking mountain and threw itself...
cokeflow:
OHHH that’s not what I meant haha okay uhhh when you’re done licking my asshole can you fix my rims though
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vvorldwideweb:
the snack that smiles back
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bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
johnlocked-stargazer-in-tardis:
cloysterbell:
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thegirlwhocriedfoxface:
cloysterbell:
I really want a Wii game where you’re fighting Cybermen or Daleks from the Doctor’s point of view so the Sonic is your wiimote and you have to pilot the TARDIS with the nunchuck and yeah, I’d buy that.
why doesnt this exist already
Some asshole would make the last level a...
windbury:
who-locked-starkid:
pelvic-thrusting-dolphins:
What if we hear noises in our house because that’s just people from a dimension parallel to ours walking around the house?
why the blank picture?
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demigodofhoolemere:
i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal
do you guys see what i’m getting at
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waterfallfish:
Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH
nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:
bendydicks:
REMEMBER HOW THE SHERLOCK FANDOM GOT BORED AND STARTED COMPARING CHARACTERS TO ANIMALS #otterlock
REMEMBER HOW THE SHERLOCK FANDOM GOT BORED AND CREATED MEME’S #sexually oblivious sherlock
REMEMBER HOW THE SHERLOCK FANDOM GOT BORED AND STARTED REPLACING SHERLOCK QUOTES WITH PANCAKE #replacesherlockquoteswithpancake
REMEMBER HOW THE SHERLOCK...
twofingerswhiskey:
geniusbillionairesassmaster:
aidanturnerfrustration:
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twerknugget:
rule #47837482130 of tumblr
if ur australian everyone automatically likes u
except the kiwis we can see right through your bullshit
shut the fuck up new zealand
You leave Middle Earth alone, Australia, or we’ll recolonize you.
Sincerely,
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psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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theunicornwhofangirled:
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rynalochte:
bundy-ramirez-dahmer:
Seeing girls that are wearing extensions that don’t match their hair colour
ah yes every time i see girls that have mismatching extensions a cat gets stuck in my anal cavity
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snorlaxlovesme:
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
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whorville:
You don’t need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down
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Society as a kid: Be whatever you want! Follow your dreams! Nothing is impossible! The sky is the limit!
Society as you get older: That’s not realistic. You’ll never make money that way. Not in this economy. Good luck being homeless.
lord-of-the-assbutts:
meandablog:
My relatives are looking for a Babyname with J for a boy and I just jokingly said Johnlock and they saID IT WAS A NICE NAME AND NOW THERE IS A 50/50 CHANCE THAT THEY WILL NAME HIM JOHNLOCK!!! GUYS!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? WHAT. HAVE. I. DONE?!?
oh well, my mom thinks the boy I like is called Destiel
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trustmeimaniinja:
super-wholocked-in-221b:
in Swedish we don’t say “i love you”, we say “min älskare är en älg” which means “my heart will forever be yours” i think that’s beautiful
drkatyssingalongblog:
Unscripted scenes are some of the best. For example:
Johnny Depp’s “I’ve got a jar of dirt” scene,
the second explosion in The Dark Knight’s hospital scene, and
basically every scene involving Tony Stark in Iron Man.
